Wednesday, December 3, 2008

For Sale, Stupid Subaru


Has a great history. 205,000 miles and still running.

New front and rear brakes and rotors. New tires. New headlights. New belts. New rear bearings. New boot.

Makes loud "whirring" noise in the back. Expect clicking noise near the front in a few months. Requires exquisite flexibility or a passenger for entry. Automatic seatbelts. Locking trunk (only the current owner is able to open it at this time). Not-optional sauna setting. Leaky sunroof = after gym showers or refreshing morning showers. Likes to "dance" when making sharp turns.

Comes with free guessing game: When will I run out of gas???

Please contact us if you are interested, because we are not interested in fixing the fuel pump in the coldness.

6 comments:

Breea Heiner said...

Do you deliver...?...
you are hilarious and Bryan and I laughed out loud at the flexibility or passenger part because it is all too true. I might have a niece I could sucker into it...

Andrew said...

Just take it over to the Bart man. He will help you fix it up. It's a shame to not fix the sucker.

Spenny and Nellie Morris (Mo town) said...

We have some great memories in that Subaru! Like you running red lights and not stopping for stop signs. It's a miracle I survived driving with you! :) I'm shocked it's still running really. Cute setup in your house!

amylynn said...

Hillarious- I love the pic on the post. Suby will join little putt in crappy car heaven.

Richard and Nicole said...

oh wittle put and the suby boo.

Richard and Nicole said...

oh wittle put and the suby boo.