Thursday, January 14, 2010
you know you are pregnant when
1. people start rubbing your belly (starting to happen at work, at the gym, at church)
all of the sudden everyone wants to know how you are feeling.
3. the favorite conversation starter of strangers changes from "how about the weather" to "whats the sex?"
4. your pants fit funny and your shirts like to hike up to create the ultimate beer belly effect
5. you have electric boobs (thank you elton john)
6. you crave peanut butter and pickles (not together, but I did eat them both within 1/2 hour of eachother)
7. you have an excuse not to do the hard crunches at the gym
8. despite feeling like you have a bowling ball in your lower parts you are always hungry
9. because of having a ball in your lower parts your have to make small but frequent tinkle stops
thats it for now (: this is the best profile I could get by myself.