Table Mountain: columbia gorge
Nicole: "hey richard, it looks nice up there"
Richard: "yeah it does, let's climb up those rocks and lay in that meadow"
Richard: "okay, you first up the rocks!"
Random european lady: "this hike is two notches above kick a**"
Nicole: "rich, wait for me, i wanted to be first climbing out of the jungle and into the meadow, it's not fair that you made me carry the backpack"
Rich: "and im climbing the stairway to heaven...."
Rich: "wow, look at that view of Mt. Hood and the Boneville Dam!"
Nicole: "glad we're not down there.....i hate visiting the dam"
Nicole: "yikes, that's a big drop off"
Richard: "im not scared of heights hurry up you baby"
Nicole: "im getting dizzy on this ridge!"
Richard: "are we home yet????!"